Although the Mile High Club is well-known, are you familiar with the Mile Below Club? Not me either. However, it appears that this pair may be the first to join it after their passionate moment in a parked automobile resulted in their mutual immersion in Philadelphia's Schuylkill River in the wee hours of the morning.
 
On wednesday, august 28, these two unintentionally chose to take a dip in the 135-mile-long river that flows through eastern Pennsylvania, rather than waiting for a chilly shower when they returned home.
 
The reckless pair was going wild in a 2020 Range Rover beside the river in Fairmount Park when they made a crucial mistake that caused the vehicle to roll.
Therefore, let this serve as a caution to everyone who enjoys making love while driving: make sure you remain far away from any ponds, rivers, lakes, and seas.
 
If not, your sexual relationships will end badly for you, just like they did for these two.

While most of the city was sleeping, the couple who remained nameless were likely enjoying themselves well in the backseat of the roomy Range Rover. However, at around 4:15 in the morning, everything went wrong.
 
They were getting hot and both of them knocked into the gear stick with their limbs in an enthusiastic love affair, which somehow caused the car to roll as they pushed it into drive.
 
The white Range Rover quickly toppled over the cliff and straight into the Schuylkill River, most likely before the two had time to put their clothes back on.
 
Fortunately, the pair was able to leave the sinking automobile before it descended, even if they had to emerge from the river looking embarrassed and drenched.
 
Just think about all the murders they committed while swimming to land.
 
As to TMZ, Philadelphia police verified that the two were 'enjoying each other's company' before the event and that they had both escaped unharmed.
 
Their late-night meeting ended damply, and their motor was ultimately hauled out of the river almost five hours later. The fire department hoisted the Range Rover out at around nine on wednesday morning.
 
Its headlights had, awkwardly, been on all morning, so yep, after one glance in the water, everyone in the local area undoubtedly understood precisely what had happened.
As a result of the event, reports state that the couple is not being charged.
 
Strangely, on august 16, at the same location close to the strawberry Mansion Bridge, a second automobile similarly rolled into the river, but this time, no one was inside.
 
Maybe they were unable to handle the humiliating swim back to land, huh?
 
Anyway, just remember that safe sex doesn't just mean contraception - it also means don't put your life in danger just to get your rocks off, lads.
 

 
 
 

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