In a plot twist worthy of a political thriller, the relationship between india and canada has taken a nosedive that even the most dramatic of soap operas would envy. It appears that the Trudeau government has decided to unleash its inner detective, implicating the indian High Commissioner in the assassination of Khalistani terrorist Hardeep Singh Nijjar. Who needs solid evidence when you can go for sensational headlines?

In response, the indian government has rolled out the diplomatic equivalent of a stern talking-to. They summoned Canada’s High Commissioner for a “stern discussion” — think of it as the adult version of being sent to the principal’s office. And just to really drive home the seriousness of the situation, india recalled its own High Commissioner from Canada. Nothing says “we’re serious” quite like a high-profile diplomatic retreat.

Meanwhile, in this high-stakes drama, Khalistani extremists in canada have taken to threatening the life of India’s High Commissioner. Yes, you heard that right! They’ve even gone so far as to create videos documenting their not-so-subtle threats. It’s a real masterclass in how to make friends and influence people. But don’t worry, the Canadian government seems utterly unfazed, prioritizing freedom of expression over, you know, basic safety. Because who needs a calm diplomatic relationship when you can have public reenactments of the assassination of a former indian Prime Minister, complete with attendance from Canadian MPs? It’s the kind of cultural exchange that really brings nations together.

The current situation is as tense as a high-wire act in a circus, and the repercussions? Oh, they’re bound to unfold like a poorly written script in the coming days. Will there be more diplomatic expulsions? Perhaps a few more videos? Stay tuned for the next episode!

One thing’s for certain: this series of unfortunate events seems to be leading Justin Trudeau toward the dramatic conclusion of his political career. After all, who doesn’t love a good cliffhanger?