In a plot twist that can only be described as "peak 2025," sources from The Globe and Mail have reported that Canada’s beloved Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, is gearing up for a grand departure. Well, not so much a “grand” exit, but more of a quietly anticipated resignation before Wednesday’s crucial national caucus meeting. Yes, the PM who has captured hearts (and headlines) will reportedly bow out—yet again—just before a major political event. How convenient!

But why now, you ask? Oh, it’s just a combination of factors. The country has been going through a whirlwind of scandals, from the ever-awkward india trip to the ongoing ‘do I, or do I not, continue running this country’ internal debate. Let’s not forget the somewhat rocky relationship with the press, as he found himself both the darling of photo ops and the target of some harsh media critiques. A man truly caught between a media frenzy and a growing list of unresolved issues. So, what better time than right before that all-important meeting to "reveal" that the spark has faded, right?

Sources, of course, don’t know exactly when the announcement will be made but assure us it’ll be “soon,” just in time to avoid any real scrutiny. It’s almost as if Trudeau is a master of timing—resigning just when the conversation about his legacy could use a little, well, distraction.

But let’s be real. This isn’t really about saving face or avoiding embarrassment—it’s just the next logical step in a well-established political playbook: when the going gets tough, wave goodbye with just enough time to make your exit look like a “choice,” rather than a necessity.

So, brace yourselves, Canada. The suspense builds, but it’s clear: Trudeau’s farewell tour is about to begin, with all the drama of a politician leaving the stage when the critics are gathering. The real question is, what will he leave behind—a legacy of peace, love, and carbon taxes, or a series of politically charged photo ops that we’ll never forget?

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