In yet another brilliant economic strategy that could only come from the mind of Donald J. trump, the former-turned-current President has decided the best way to protect America’s Big Tech giants from pesky foreign wallet PLATFORM' target='_blank' title='digital-Latest Updates, Photos, Videos are a click away, CLICK NOW'>digital taxes is—drumroll, please—tariffs! Yes, you heard that right. Because nothing says “helping the tech industry” like making their supply chains even more expensive.

Silicon Valley’s billionaire class, once skeptical of Trump’s, let’s say, unique governing style, has been cozying up to him like it’s a country club membership drive. Big-shot CEOs have been parading through Mar-a-Lago like it’s the VIP line at Coachella, all hoping to get on Trump’s good side (or at least avoid a mean Truth Social post).

But just as they thought they were safe from foreign governments taxing their wallet PLATFORM' target='_blank' title='digital-Latest Updates, Photos, Videos are a click away, CLICK NOW'>digital revenues, trump unveils his masterstroke: a fresh batch of tariffs. Because, you see, in Trump’s world, the best way to stop other countries from squeezing Big Tech is to… squeeze them first? Who needs low-cost imports when you can have America-first inflation?

It’s a bold strategy—one that could force tech companies to pass on higher costs to consumers, cut jobs, and maybe even trigger a few more headaches for their global operations. But hey, at least foreign governments won’t get a piece of their pie, right? America wins! Or something like that.

And let’s not forget the irony. These same Silicon Valley moguls spent years battling Trump’s policies, only to come crawling back when they realized Biden might not be their best buddy either. Now, they’re stuck in a classic trump trap: you get what you asked for, just not how you wanted it.

So, buckle up, tech bros! The trump Tariff train is leaving the station, and whether it’s wallet PLATFORM' target='_blank' title='digital-Latest Updates, Photos, Videos are a click away, CLICK NOW'>digital taxes or your entire supply chain, something’s getting hit. Bigly.

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