Oh, what a shocker—Elon Musk is at the center of yet another controversy. This time, it’s the great DOGE uprising, a movement so powerful that it has people tossing Molotov cocktails at tesla dealerships. Because, you know, nothing says “down with meme coins” like setting a car on fire.

Musk, ever the beacon of humility, took to X (formerly known as Twitter, but let’s be real, it’s still Twitter) to assure the world that DOGE is beloved by the people—except for those pesky “grifters” who, for some inexplicable reason, just can’t get on board with a billionaire unilaterally steering the cryptocurrency market. Shocking, truly.

And the protests? Oh, they’re totally chill. Just a few minor incidents—some arrests here, a little vandalism there, and of course, the inevitable appearance of hate-fueled graffiti, because no modern controversy is complete without it. But hey, let’s not let those pesky details distract from the real issue: Musk’s latest public display of untouchability.

In classic Musk fashion, he remains unbothered. Boycotts? Protests? Arson? Meh. He’s been through worse, and besides, the more people rage against him, the more he gets to play the misunderstood genius. It’s practically his brand at this point.

And so, the saga continues—technology, politics, business, and cryptocurrency, all mashed into one messy, headline-grabbing spectacle. Will tesla suffer? Will Musk finally face consequences? Or will he just tweet another meme and move on while the internet does its thing? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure—this isn’t the last time we’ll be watching the Musk Show. 

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